I’ve noticed
that a couple of my posts featuring naval ditties sung brilliantly by Shep
Woolley or Cyril Tawney attract a bit of interest (probably from ex-RN’ers
around the world). Anyway, where I think
there might be interest I will endeavour to please, so here are the words to another
favourite Cyril Tawney Navy song. It’s
called, The A25 Song. As with most of Cyril Tawney’s work, the song
is ‘old’ Navy – fledgling days of the Fleet Air Arm and set in the struggle of
WWII. Cyril did thirteen years in the RN
(joined at 16 years old), but had talent and left to do time as the longest
serving professional folk singer in Britain .
The A25 Song
(Cyril Tawney 1930 -2005)
They say in the Air Force a landing’s OK,
If the pilot gets out and can still walk away,
But in the Fleet Air Arm the prospect is grim,
If the landing’s piss poor and the pilot can’t swim.
Cracking show! I’m alive!
But I still have to render my A25.
I fly for a living and not just for fun,
I’m not very anxious to hack down a hun,
And as for deck landings at night in the dark,
As I told wings this morning, blow that for a lark.
Cracking show! I’m
alive!
But I still have to render my A25.
When the batsman gives lower, I always go higher,
I drift o’er to starboard and prang my Seafire,
The boys in the gofers think that I’m green,
But I get the commission from Super Marine.
Cracking show! I’m
alive!
But I still have to render my A25.
They gave me a Barra to beat up the fleet,
I shot up the Rodney and Nelson a treat,
I forgot the high mast that sticks out from Formid….
And a seat in the gofers was worth fifty quid.
Cracking show! I’m
alive!
But I still have to render my A25.
I thought I was comin in high enough but,
I was fifty feet up when the batsman gave ‘cut’,
And loud in my earphones the sweet angels sang,
Float, float float, float, float, float, float, float,
float,
Prang!
Cracking show! I’m
alive!
But I still have to render my A25.
The moral of this story is easy to see,
A Fleet Air Arm pilot you never should be,
But stay on the shore and get two rings or three,
And go out every night on the piss down at Lee.
Cracking show! I’m alive!
But I still have to render my A25.
I use a poem of mine titled, ‘Nirimba’ as the link in this post. It’s a Fleet Air Arm link. I was totally unaware of the history of ‘HMAS Nirimba’ when I first joined the Navy and that establishment to undertake my three and a half years of trade training. We had joined the Navy to see the sea so why were we being bussed inland, miles from any water, to an abandoned airfield west of
2011. HMAS Nirimba was the Royal Australian Navy’s apprentice training establishment from 1956 to 1994. It was located at Quakers Hill in
Nirimba
Go
back,
way,
way back,
before
the Richmond
line was electrified,
before
Parklea,
before
muppets, before round rig,
when
Bruno was the bouncer at the Blacktown RSL,
and the
Robin Hood was out of bounds,
before
Facility 12,
before
purpose built brick buildings
replaced
corrugated iron and concrete floors,
open
ablution blocks left over from the war,
bucket
and pogo stick laundering,
before
rough play became bullying and bastardization,
when
character guidance was still taught,
debutante
balls with white gloves,
cardboard
detachable collars and crisp starched shirts,
Look up, look up! Don’t look down,
there’s nothing on the ground,
one day you may find,
you have to square off and show you are
the better man,
and
some of the old salts still remembering,
modeled
it on the British,
with an
emphasis on pride,
loyalty,
example, perseverance, guts and heart,
Saturday
morning working parties,
winter
afternoons on sporting fields,
assembled
under patron explorers,
Bass,
Banks, Stirling and Tasman,
Dampier,
King, Bligh, then Cook,
where
cheers went up for service,
for
division, for term, for hut
for being a part, and the love of life,
when
attendance at Sunday service was compulsory,
and
lingering, longing looks,
upon
Chaplain Rossier’s daughters,
when
rejection hurt,
before
free love,
when
local schoolgirls were bussed in to cinema dances,
no
alcohol, no drugs and strict ten o’clock finishes,
before
videos, before computers and personal television sets,
competed
with the focus and jibes at Mr Marks movies,
clacking
mechanically through projector sprockets and guides
reel
changes, jams, burnt celluloid and missing cinemascope lenses,
and the
cinema, the cinema the central point,
when
warrants were read from the steps,
to the
prejudice of good order and discipline,
and a
boy could get fourteen days in Holsworthy prison,
or
seven days MUPs for silent contempt
and a
man’s morals were measured in his performance review,
and Mrs
Clarke knew every boy’s name,
looking
eagerly and expectantly for mail,
back
when folk packaged parcels and wrote letters, cards
for
which waiting taught virtue of patience, and receiving
was
something held to carry treasured
in a private corner of a cheap wood ply locker,
kit
musters, cleanliness and inspections
when
liberty men presented at the main gate
before
cars,
before
civvies
shaven
hair, blue blazers and private school pocket rig
uniforms
massing down Quakers Hill road on foot
when
that was still a brisk walk in the country
and a
full weekend and freedom tasted sweet
released
early from Friday workshops and classrooms
divisions
and gunnery jacks with red faces
Look up, look up! Don’t look down,
there’s nothing on the ground
look me in the eye, stand tall! With men
who
believed pride and confidence, something
having
to be yelled into a boy,
before
economies and efficiencies argued
and a
seven term investment
seemed
not too long
to have
to wait for return
and it
was mind, body and soul to be fed
before
R & Q, before outside catering
when
tables were always laden with generosity
fresh
bread, unopened jars, clean butter, and
canned
herrings in tomato sauce
take all you want, eat all you take
you have to be fighting fit, to be fit
to fight
when
Sister Hazel practiced a brand of military nursing
based
on the Crimea , when PTI’s were still feared
and
leather soled boots struck at the double on roadways.
Look up, look up.
don’t look down.
nothing
on the ground, anymore
nothing
on the ground
.... anymore.
J. O. White